STEVEN:I mean - aye. STATION SERGEANT:He’s just the extra bloke from ‘G’ Division, sir. STEVEN:Yeah, it’s alright…I’ll look after him. DETECTIVE-INSPECTOR:Well, if you know him, perhaps you can tell us what he’s doing in a police box? STEVEN:A what?! DETECTIVE-INSPECTOR:That police box across the yard - he claims to live in it. STEVEN:Oh, no. Just a minute. It’ll be all right, just a minute. No… it’s alright. You see he’s a funny fella, but I know how to handle him. We’re used to him down in ‘G’ Division. DETECTIVE-INSPECTOR:Very well. Well, get him out of here, and see that he steers clear of that police box. STEVEN:Right. I’ll do that. Right, come on there, old man. DOCTOR:Not much of ‘the old man’ either. What’s all this funny accent? STEVEN:Everybody else is doing it!
Steven plays policeman in ‘The Feast of Steven’. And everyone thinks the Doctor is barking mad.